Sometimes these things come to me when I'm nodding off..

You know, the things that you are sure are earth-shatteringly insightful and/or humorous and/or poetic and/or ...

Then once you wake up and really think about them, they are totally incomprehensible or at least not funny, poetic or insightful..

I just had one, just now. That's why I am writing this. I was sure it would be the funniest, wittiest thing of the day and I wanted to share it. But once I typed it in... Well, never mind.

I'll get back to you the next time I do come up with an insightful witty lyrical poem, or the funniest joke you will have ever heard.

Stay tuned.

But don't hold your breath.

More little things that bug me.. Sheesh

Where the hell are all those f*cking plastic lids. Damn. Things evaporate. They're just gone. Where?

On news interviews, at the end of the interview, the interviewer usually says to the interviewee, "thank you for speaking with us", and the interviewee invariably says "Thank you..." NO. When someone says "Thank you" you say "You're welcome"!!! Sheesh. Just say it. No need for Chip 'n' Dale. (Excuse me. No excuse me!)

And another thing!
Not $1.95. $2 !
Not $199.99, $200 !
Would someone just have the balls to put the price at what it is! Sheesh.

Well, other than that...